You Never Can Tell
George Bernard Shaw
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In this witty comedy of errors, the Clandon siblings, Gloria and the twins, Dolly and Philip attempt to uncover the identity of their long lost father. Playwright George Bernard Shaw uses the odd mix of eccentric characters thrown together in a seaside setting to make a number of sharp observations about marriage, romance, and parenthood. (Summary by Kelly S. Taylor)
Cast List
Mr. Valentine, the Dentist  cavaet
Mrs. Clandon  Kelly S. Taylor 
Gloria Clandon  Elise Dee
Dolly Clandon  Jenn Broda
Philip Clandon  ToddHW
Mr. Fergus Crampton  Algy Pug
Mr. Finch McComas  Greg Giordano
Walter, the waiter  Adrian Stephens
Bohun, a QC (Queens Counsel)  Andrew Gaunce 
The Parlor-maid  Hannah Dormor
The Narrator  Andrew Latheron
 (3 hr 39 min)